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		<title>Letters to Santa</title>
		<link>http://alexteodoru.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/letters-to-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 21:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Christmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You&#8217;re on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How &#8217;bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=1614&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Barbie&#8217;s Letter to Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Santa, Listen you fat troll, I&#8217;ve been saving your bacon every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake Channel at sappy tea parties. I hate to break it to ya Santa, but it&#8217;s payback time. There had better be some changes around here, or I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=1648&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. Don&#8217;t assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it&#8217;s really dead. Never read a book [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2036&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs (1955 &#8211; 2011)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stay hungry. Stay foolish. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2156&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Griji inutile</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Într-o zi, un șofer de autobuz a mers ca de obicei la serviciu, și-a pornit autobuzul și a plecat pe traseu. Nimic deosebit la primele cîteva stații: cîțiva oameni care-au urcat, cîțiva care-au coborît, și totul a fost ok. La următoarea stație, însă, un tip enorm a urcat în autobuz, cam 1,90 m, cu constituție [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2148&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gift Shopping For Men</title>
		<link>http://alexteodoru.wordpress.com/2011/08/30/gift-shopping-for-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, need help Gift Shopping for the man in your life? Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule 1: When in doubt &#8211; buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=1971&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to Tell if Your Viagra is Working</title>
		<link>http://alexteodoru.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/how-to-tell-if-your-viagra-is-working/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats. Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn&#8217;t look like such a liar. Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc. lets you go to the front of the line. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday. Sunbathing nude outside lying down: [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2140&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Of Cats, Toast, and Antigravity</title>
		<link>http://alexteodoru.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/of-cats-toast-and-antigravity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 20:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[L-am primit pe mail și, chiar dacă mi s-a spus că ar fi vechi, eu (cel puțin) nu-l știam. Așa că am zis că dacă mai sînt și alții întîrziați, ca mine, să se bucure și ei de noile descoperiri în domeniul tehnicii moderne, anti-gravitația. If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2137&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Assorted Groaners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I caught my daughter playing with the electrical outlet, and she gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her. I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost&#8230; Someone once said that the point of higher education was so that you could understand more jokes. It takes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2132&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 12 Suggested Steps for Non-Single Men&#8217;s Survival</title>
		<link>http://alexteodoru.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/the-12-suggested-steps-for-non-single-mens-survival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We admit that we are powerless over Women, that we make their lives unmanageable. We have come to believe there is a Power greater than ourselves and that She can be mad at us with no warning and without need of male logic to back it up. We have made a decision to turn our [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alexteodoru.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9234092&amp;post=2128&amp;subd=alexteodoru&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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